Mixing together bits of Episode 13, where the idea was introduced, the episode then jumps between parallel conversations recorded by Jay & Xavier, and then by Connor & Isaac.

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(IC = Isaac & Connor ||| JX = Jay & Xavier)IC 1m Title Workshop

JX 4m Power Surge

IC 8m Internet Access is a Human Right

JX 11m “The Doors Slamity-Slam”

IC 13m The Hope Factory

JX 16m Mario Collection

IC 20m Grace… Grace!

JX 22m Culver’s

IC 25m The Weasel King

JX 34m Super Secret Spaces

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Four Internet Friends have to go through the entire IKEA.

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0m No Internet Friends

1m Blanton’s // Sommelier

4m Don’t Watch the Last Episodes

8m Snack-ums

10m So, IKEA

19m IKEA Tour Advice

36m How Do You Like Lamp?

40m Converses?

47m A Small Collection

51m Mental Health Corner

53m Outro

54m [Such a Pro!]

Four internet friends talk fears, lanterns, boys, ASMR, and more.

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0m Prep Intro

3m Darken yr Door

4m Skeleton Princess

11m Fears for Adults: Dishwasher Door

19m Fears for Adults: New Fears

21m Fears for Adults: Manager Expectations

23m Fears for Adults: Medications

26m Smart Home Stuff

30m Lantern

40m I’m Not a Banker!

44m His & Hers

47m Someone’s Boy // Clanish People

51m ASMR Program Challenge

1h Outro

1h1m [2x Moses]

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0m A Visit from the Goblin King

3m Into The Labyrinth

17m Real Life Labyrinth Talk

23m Articulated Lorry Contest (🚚🚛)

25m Public Triceratops

32m I Bought Another Kindle

35m LibraryBox

37m Glass Balls

45m Dead Man’s Hollow III

Danny Boy - Frederic Weatherly (1913) Sung by Lou Ann Lee, with Douglas Gamley and his Orchestra

Dead Man’s Hollow ambiance and field recordings courtesy of Connor Sites-Bowen.

Four internet friends talk Kindles & Labyrinth.

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om Isaac Camping: Weasel and Mouse

5m Kindle Reapportionment

10m The 12 Days of 2020

12m Labyrinth: Does This Movie Hold Up?

17m Neverending Curse

20m We Are Not A Movie Podcast

24m Dark Side of the Wall

Three Internet Friends talk keycaps, instantaneous coffee, and papercraft. Isaac was out camping.

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0m Inconsolable Intro

3m Cold Weather Wear

7m Dip Yr Toes into the key water

12m Klutz Press

15m The Kindle Thing is Not for Me

18m Swiftcup

24m You watched the Man

Four internet action figures talk Halloween, Hunt for Red October, Hey Cow and more.

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0m Spooky Intro

5m Hunting for Red October

12m A Different Kind of Groceries

15m Singing

18m Xavier’s The Captain: Drinks

19m Host Action Figures: Xavier

Four internet friends talk Fall Fashions.

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om Happy Fall Y’all

3m Spacebook

4m Fall Fashions - Tops

11m Cows!

Four internet friends play a cursed RPG, and more. Thank you friend of the show Jake for Isaac’s upgraded microphone.

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0m Dead Man’s Hollow II

14m Bakeable Neighbors

21m NCCU - Nicholas Cage Cinematic Universe

23m Jay’s Curses

28m Isaac’s Much Belated Treat

32m Coach Light Beacon Signups

35m ‘What do you want instead, my young sir?’

…

The Rock is a 1996 Michael Bay Film. Spoiler Horn! Guest editing by Zach French!

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0m Overlapping Audacity Intros

1m Jay Presents: ‘The Rock’

Spoiler Horn!

5m Jay Reveals Whispered Treasure

8m Five Pages of Notes

11m Body Count Quiz

13m Almost a Challenge for Jay

15m Informed Delivery

Four internet strangers talk long island ice tea, cricket farms, our first mac computers, and more.

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0m One Two Three Clap Intro

2m30s What is Jay Drinking? Twisted Tea Peach

5m coachlightwhiskey.com

10m Break out into Song 🎵🎵🎵

11m Whiskey on ‘The Rock’

14m What Xavier is Drinking

18m Jay’s Confession

24m Nature Talk - Little Blue Lizard

28m The Cricket Farm in Maryland

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'Is it ever acceptable to order a gift basket for yourself?' Four internet friends talk Sawdust City, Thought Thieves, Jurassic Park 5: Shipping Containers v Dinosaurs, and more.

Guest edit by Zach French. Thank you so much, fifth brother Zach!

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0m September Intro

2m Treat Circle: Pass Left

3m Treat for Connor: Eau Claire, WI

10m Treat for Xavier: Digital Calipers

16m Treat for Jay: Judge Jay (“He likes to sit in judgement.”)

21m Camping Technology: Terrarium Dino

25m This is the Batman of My Youth!

31m *Treat for Isaac: Lucy Pills

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Three or Four internet friends talk Pens, Post Offices, Love, and Compliment Sandwiches.

0m Jay’s First Intro

1m Secret Xavier-less Pen Chat

4m Xavier’s Intro

8m You Burdened A Postman!

11m Connor Breaks Quarantine

17m Poker Chips & Perfectly Level

Four internet friends play an RPG, review National Treasure, and burden the post office.

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0m Sung Intro // Cold Open

1m Dead Man’s Hollow

4m Jay Reviews the Intro

6m Connor Defends Singing

8m ‘I go in a different direction’

14m Isaac’s Yard Bike Mystery

26m National Treasure

30m The Hypothetical National Treasure II: UNESCO Boogaloo

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Four internet friends talk UPN, Cancelled TV Shows, Camping, and Egypt.

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om National Treasure, A

2m Diffuser

7m Thebes & Borge & Thieves & Borges

9m Isaac’s Post-Camping Story

13m Peeling Back the Curtain

16m A Game Called Late 90s Television

24m ‘Turn On’ for what?

28m Sic Transit Gloria Mundi

39m BLK Water Update

Four internet friends talk MLMs, dinosaurs, and Animal Crossing.

Guest edit by Zach French. Thank you so much, fifth brother Zach!

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0m SGU: The Santo Gold Universe

11m Is it Mail Fraud?

14m End of Trail

16m Isaac’s Camping Corner

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Four internet friends get guest-edited by Zach French. We talk BLK water, Blood Circus, Wallets, and Boots.

Special thanks to Zach for editing! You are fifth brother, brother!

Four internet friends get treat boxes and talk waffles and ghosts.